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You just turned 14 and you know so much. Your senses may not be as sharp as they were in your youth, but your wit is sharp enough to cut a person in half. It was a so a prize party!. This site contains anti-depressive material. It's not possible to come up with a list of all the things that could possibly offend a person. You begin and end this life in an ironically similar disposition. If you want to tickle a birthday funny bone but are having trouble with what to write, try one of these jokes, riddles, and poems sure to please the birthday card recipient.
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On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. The side that's not eaten. You know you are old when you spot that first gray hair…on your kid. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? Birthdays have inspired some of the funniest birthday jokes, quotes and sayings. Personalized birthday cards add a thoughtful touch that a plain card can't match. You know you are 80 when your staying power is for the cake.
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These will make the message difficult to understand, or will make it a slower read. Forty is 4 perfect 10's! While working for a group that delivers meals to seniors, I decided to bring my 5-year-old niece. Lying about my age is easier now since I sometimes forget what it is. If you don't want to go with a funny message, you can use one of these more serious and sincere messages.
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Chartcons — Communications, Inspiration, Relationship and Entrepreneurship. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? He stayed for two days and left on Friday. I'll never part with it! Scroll down the page to read all our funny 50th birthday jokes, or click on these links to see a particular subset. Then I was born One liner tags:
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